Below are three brief quotes from published news sources this past week. Two of them are true stories and one is from the Onion. Without the aide of a quick Internet search, can you spot which is which?
According to a survey released Tuesday by psychologists at Brown University, couples in the United States have been going through a bit of a rough patch lately, and if something doesn’t change, and change soon, the future of their relationships may be in doubt.
President Obama would have this election in the bag, according to a number of leading columnists, if only he would act more like President Obama.
Siwak thinks people will pay good money to get chased around in the dead of night by a pack of undead droolers. ”People just want to live for a day in a zombie apocalypse,” Siwak explains. “This is the best and worst camping trip of your life.”